Tired and bored with the lumberjack roaming around your yard? Well, don’t forget about the less fortunate. Please donate any and all lumberjacks to New Orleans, LA. Note, lumberjacks must be in good condtion, alcoholics and sex manaics not accepted. Especially wanted are those featuring nice beards and good pants. Those carrying an ax are an added bonus. Single (non-committed) status not necessary but desirable. Donate your lumberjack today; wouldn’t you feel better knowing that you made a difference in the world today?
Sincerely N.O. the city of lost flannel.
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